SOS

I know I don't know all of you, faithful readers. But, alas, I have done something...nicht so bright. My flight to Austin is at 6:50 am. And, if you read the blog, or know me, or have half of a pulse, you know that I am very excited about going home.

But, sadly, events have intervened. I did yoga and went swimming. Then, friends came over tonight to wish me well on my 5 day journey. Roommate Sarah and I had deep, fascinating conversations about boys and North Korea. I drank wine so thoughtfully purchased for me by mathgimp. Roommate Sarah (who still doesn't read the damn blog) consumed an entire bottle of wine. Which would be fine, except that my plane departs Baltimore in, oh, 6 hours exactly. And we're supposed to leave the house in 4.5 hours exactly. And we're both in...celebratin' moods. Which means that I am going to miss my plane.

So, loyal HON fans, I don't ask for many favors. But if you're out there, and we're already close enough so that you have my number, and it gets to be 5 am, EST (that's 4 am for you Texans), please call me and get my ass out of bed. The future of my trip depends upon it.

Good night, and good luck.