Raise your hand if you hate Maryland

It's no secret that many, if not most, of us attached to this blog absolutely despise the great state of Maryland with every fiber of our being. If I'm wrong, of if this does not apply to you, stop reading here.

So you've decided to keep reading. Which means you also hate Maryland. Sure, we all came here on our own recognizance, but it was all a ploy to lure us in and suffocate us until all hope is gone. Given the fact that so many of us would give our left testicle/breast to get out of this god-forsaken place, why the hell are we all still here? Is Maryland some kind of cesspool/quicksand/black hole? Is it true that not even light can escape Maryland, and the harder we try to escape it the more it sucks us in until we are finally neck deep in shit? Why, oh WHY people, can we not get out of this place??? I say 2008 is the year that we all find our freedom and say goodbye to this death trap. I'll drink to that!