You better read this, because it's pretty much the klutziest and most damaging thing I've ever done to property that does not belong to me.
I got a new sweater, which I was pretty excited about, because it's the first piece of Argentine fashion I have bought here (The sweater's collar goes down to my waist; whatever).
Anyway, I was trying to decide whether to wear it to school today, but there are no full length mirrors (I know, terrible) in my apartment. So I got up on a chair to use the mirror over the table. However, this did not appease my vanity, so I, brilliantly, decided to stand ON the table to get a better view.
The table is constructed as such: there are 2 glass panes in the center of the table. Unbeknownst to me, there is no wood supporting these glass panes. ONE OF MY LEGS PLUNGED THROUGH ONE OF THEM, and I fell, one leg IN the table, and one leg NOT in the table, to the ground, surrounded by shattered glass. I'm surprised I didn't sever arteries or something. There is now about a foot long hole in the table. My roommates are going to flipping kill me.
Friday, August 24, 2007
I've decided to own this one.
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Sarah?!!! Jesus! Are you ok?
Don't do those things when no one can take you to a hospital... or at least be there to make crazy fun of you!
Was the sweater cute?
!!!Dios Mio!!!
Next time you plunge through a glass mesa, remember that if you do sever an artery, apply mucho pressure.
Hope the sweater was worth it! : )
Sarah! That sounds like something I would do! I hope you are OK.
I am reading your blog at the Apple Store in the mall and I am considering leaving the blog page open for all the strangers to see your story.
Oh my god Sarah, that is simultaneously horrifying and hilarious. I'm glad your arteries are ok.
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