...imaginary city block by imaginary city block. Scans of my recent artistic obsession, the Automatic City. Prime for the referential aegis of WikiMapia? Indubitably!
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
Jim Baker Draws The World...
Tuesday, February 3, 2009
Kellie's helpful blogging hints =)
Hey guys - welcome to the blog formerly known as House of Nerds, afka Stuck in Maryland. Since neither of those names apply any more, you're welcome to suggest others as you see fit.
A few comments to make your blogging experience more enjoyable. Most people should have authoring privledges. If you don't, shoot me an email, and I'll add you. When you want to write a new post, click on "New Post" in the upper right hand corner of the blog. You'll see a window, with this written in it:
Highlight this text, delete, and then type the first part here
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Highlight this text, delete, then type the rest of your post here. Leave the stuff in < >s alone!!!
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All the nifty little code does is hide the rest of your post so that people can see it when they click "read more." Leave everything in brackets alone, Delet the text telling you what to do, and type over it. If it's confusing, I can fix it for you.
Also, Jim posted his Automatic City, and you should feel free to do the same - post anything you want to the blog! Joey, where are you writing these days?
Cheers,
Kel
Jim's Top of the 'OOwes
Jim's Top Rekkids of the Aughts
A working list (trying to pare this down to twenty):
1. Lily Allen - "Alright, Still"
2. Guided By Voices - "Universal Truths and Cycles"
3. Wire - "Send"
4. Ween - "Quebec"
5. Animal Collective - "Here Comes the Indian"
6. Fanfare Savale - "S/T"
7. Beatles - "Love"
8. Evolution Control Committee - "Plagiarhythm Nation vol. 2.0"
9. Esau Mwamwaya + Radioclit - "Are the Very Best"
10. EL-P - "Fantastic Damage"
11. The New Pornographers - "Mass Romantic"
12. Bjork - "Medulla"
13. Boredoms - "Seadrum / House of Sun"
14. "Hedwig and the Angry Inch" (film soundtrack)
15. CCC - "Cracked Pepper"
16. Petra Haden - "The Who Sell Out"
17. Matmos - "The Civil War"
18. MIA - "Arular"
19. Queens of the Stone Age - "Songs for the Deaf"
20. Outkast - "Stankonia"
21. McClusky - "Do Dallas"
22. Bob Ostertag -"Say No More 1-4"
23. Lightning Bolt - "Hypermagic Mountain"
24. 54-71 - "All Songs Composed and Written By"
25. Lifelover - "Erotik"
26. El Perro del Mar - "S/T"
27. Clinic - "Walking With Thee"
18. MIA - "Arular"
19. Queens of the Stone Age - "Songs for the Deaf"
20. Outkast - "Stankonia"
21. McClusky - "Do Dallas"
22. Bob Ostertag -"Say No More 1-4"
23. Lightning Bolt - "Hypermagic Mountain"
24. 54-71 - "All Songs Composed and Written By"
25. Lifelover - "Erotik"
26. El Perro del Mar - "S/T"
27. Clinic - "Walking With Thee"
28. Ben Folds - "Rockin' the Suburbs"
29. The Fall - "Real New Fall LP"
30. Michael Dracula - "In The Red"
31. Fischerspooner - "#1"
32. Flaming Lips - "Yoshimi..."
33. V/A - "Run the Road"
34. Air - "Talkie Walkie"
30. Michael Dracula - "In The Red"
31. Fischerspooner - "#1"
32. Flaming Lips - "Yoshimi..."
33. V/A - "Run the Road"
34. Air - "Talkie Walkie"
Top Ten of the aughts
Here ya go, kids -
It's 2009 and we're going to figure out on our own the top 10 pop/rock/hiphop (ie nearly everything except the weird shit david listens to) albums of the decade. Jerry and I fully expect this conversation to rage the entire year. Feel free to include others. At some point we may need to transfer to a different forum. Suggestions thus far are:
Wolf Parade: Apologies to the Queen Mary
Kanye West: College Dropout
Jay Z: Black Album
Jay Z: The Blue Print
DJ Danger Mouse: the Grey Album
Modest Mouse: The Moon and Antartica
Arcade Fire: Funeral
Wilco: Yankee Hotel Foxtrot
Radiohead: Kid A
White Stripes: Elephant
What else? Which Jay Z? Etc..
Alanis Morrissette's Jagged Little Pill. - DMA
The Shins - Oh, Inverted World. - TC
over chutes too narrow - TC
Monday, November 3, 2008
Wake Up Sleepy Blog...
Hello Friends,
Where have you gone? Are we trying to get kicked out of the blogosphere? Do we not enjoy posting anymore? Do we have nothing interesting to talk about? Please prove me wrong.
Hugs and Kisses,
Dorki
Monday, August 4, 2008
Because you kiss me in your sleep...
Tragic news came to me today,
Heartbreaking, confusing, cold morning news.
And you were there,
Without asking, you were there.
You show up, always,
Support, always,
Love, always.
Kind, strong, selfless, and true,
You are a better person than me.
Your love brings tears to my eyes,
Tears I don’t deserve,
Love I’ve always dreamed of.
You are more,
You are so much more.
Ana bahebic ya habibi, ana bahebic.
Friday, August 1, 2008
House Bill 69
In light of recent events, I am proposing a Constitutional Amendment to the House of Nerds blog. It seems to me that the name of the blog "Stuck in Maryland" is no longer entirely accurate to certain bloggers who frequent this site. In stark contrast with my strictly conservative traditionalist views, I would like to suggest that the name be changed to fit the rapidly changing social climate of America.
As we all know, many subscribers to the "Stuck in Maryland" blog have tried desperately to escape the state in which they live. I have investigated this phenomenon extensively to determine the ramifications of such desires. As the chairman of the House Committee on Un-Marylandian Activities, I have interviewed literally three people on the issue. My sources tell me that at least two bloggers have escaped the dreadful confines of Maryland and have found refuge in other states. Experts suggest that the real number could possibly be double or even triple that of what has been officially recorded, to account for bloggers who have escaped under the radar for fear of retaliation from what they call "haters." These people should not have to live in fear. They need to know that the American people are on their side. There is hope for them and they needn't fear public outlash at their desire for a better life. The best way we can show our support is by publicly changing the name of our blog to support their new lifestyle.
Yes, our name is tried and true. It is battle-tested and it has survived many a war. It is history. It is tradition. It is our culture. It is our identity. It is strong enough for a man, but pH-balanced just for a woman. But what is in a name? What good is keeping tradition if the very people who helped create the identity of the blog are alienated from it? Let us unite now to show our support of those who have followed their dreams and pursued a better life. Who will stand with me? Who will co-sponsor this bill and dare to put their name on such a public show of support? Who will be so bold? These are you brethren--and sisthren. Do it for those who have stood shoulder to shoulder with you through the blood and the sweat and the tears. Do it for future generations who may one day seek hope for their own situations. Do it for America! What better way to show your patriotism? We will stand together on the floor of the Senate as we sign this bill--freedom fries in hand--and we will forever change the way the American people view Marylandian refugees. This is a new world! God bless you. And God bless...America!
p.s. Suggestions for name change should be submitted in the comments page.
Thursday, July 31, 2008
Jim's pictures
Hey guys! The blog's been dormant for awhile, and Dorki has been begging for some life to be breathed back into it. Luckily, my enormously talented boyfriend has produced some pictures which I think are post-worthy, so I wanted to pass them on to you.
These are from his Revolver collection, based off of the photograph on the back of the Revolver LP. They will be displayed soon in my family's new guitar store - Clancy's Guitar Store! 
This last one is a painting of me, which won't be on display in the store =) 
So, that's it. Hope all is well in your worlds. Hopefully it's time to start getting some blog posts again!
Love,
me
Wednesday, May 21, 2008
Quote of the Century
“When we find ourselves believing that killing a man makes us more of a man, but loving a man makes us less of a man, it’s probably time to reexamine our criteria for manhood.”
So refreshing to hear a straight man say this. Jay Smooth definitely made me smile today. Check out the clip "Who is the Gay Rapper" as well as more of Jay's clever spoken word at http://www.illdoctrine.com/.
Friday, April 18, 2008
Am I a Judgmental Bastard?
Dearest HON family,
In support of Sexual Assault Awareness Month, my love (Elbows) and I took part in a Jog for Justice. This was a 5K run that raised money and support for the Office of the Victims Advocate on the University of Maryland campus. The purpose of this event was awesome! All proceeds went to the Victim Assistance Fund to help pay for victims' medical needs and mental health appointments. So we were pretty jazzed, because you know I don’t run unless someone is chasing my ass.
Anyways, we got there early, registered, and put on our matching Jog for Justice t-shirts. As we were waiting, Elbows and I took notice of the music blasting through the speakers…actually the phrase “bitches get low” kinda caught my attention. Song after song, I grew increasingly angry. It was all rap, not good rap, no, the “slap your ho, suck my (fill in the blank)” garbage, sexist, misogynistic kind of rap. At first, my optimistic Elbows thought they might be trying to prove a point, as they purposefully skipped over an awesome Matisyahu song. We quickly learned this was not the case, since they played a couple good songs and then returned to the hateful shit. I wanted to scream, “This is a fu*&ing event AGAINST sexual assault! Who the hell is in charge of the music, and why are they here?!?” (I’m getting pissed off just writing this).
Soon, groups of sorority and fraternity kids started arriving at the tent, all wearing shirts and shorts sporting their Greek letters. A couple guys, and even a girl, were all wearing shirts that read “Jungle Jiggle” with a caricature of two girls with bid boobs wrestling (I guess all their other Alpha Delta Asshole shirts were dirty). I don’t know exactly what bothered me the most…the lack of Jog for Justice shirt wearers, the girls shaking their asses to the insulting music, the frat dudes eating all the pizza and bagels, the other frat dudes taking pictures with their frat flag with the parking lot (instead of the Victims Advocate tent) as the backdrop, or the certainty I felt that none of them donated to the cause.
I am certain that the majority of those kids came for the free food, drinks, and socializing. I wouldn't be surprised if some douchenozzle woke his fraternity up by telling them that girls talking about their pu*%ies were gathering by the parking lot with free food. Ok, see, I am being a judgmental bastard, but the whole thing looked like a publicity stunt. Everyone knows that the rate of sexual assault within the Greek system is horribly shocking, and I’m sure there’s a great deal of pressure on these organizations to fix “the problem.” However, I believe they think “the problem” is their image. These kids did not act like they cared about the event; they just wanted to put on their website that they participate in Sexual Assault Awareness Month, it looks good.
I do not like the Greek system, I think they serve no purpose and I think they are dangerous. At one time, I had hope that these were philanthropic organizations where students found friends with similar interests. I do not believe those types of sororities or fraternities exist anymore. I do not understand how countless women have been encourage, and at times threatened, to hide their rape in the best interest of the Greek system. I do not know when this will stop. I wasn't expecting these kids to be as sympathetic to the issues surrounding sexual assault as Elbows and I are. They are young and they don't know anything. I just don't think it's that difficult to donate some money and pretend like you give a shit.
Signing off,
A Judgmental Bastard
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