Delicious Roundup!

For all you losers who didn't get a del.icio.us account, you missed out on a lot of cool links this week. Seriously, get an account. mathgimp, nuraido, forgottenfodder, Kikiz, and shweenerator all have one. Which makes us awesome and smart. Ergo, you are a tard. After the jump, you can see why...

For those of us who do have a del.icio.us account, we are very cool. And I mention your links below. After the jump, you can feel important!

For starters, all three branches of our government demonstrated their commitment to crazy this week.

We'll begin with the judiciary.
A Nebraska judge declares the words "rape", "sexual assault", "victim", "assailant", and "sexual assault kit" inappropriate in a rape trial. Rape will now be referred to as "intercourse," and Nebraska judges as "mouth breathing imbeciles." It turns out Supreme Court judges are also jackasses. And sometimes crazy.

Not to be out done, the Executive branch also made some bizarre headlines.
The Washington Post realized Bush doesn't care about laws. Also, the Justice department is done with the whole race problem, and has decided to focus on the War on Christmas or some crap. Best of all, Cheney went ahead and recused himself from the executive branch all together! That wacky, wacky separation of powers...it really was just a myth all along!

And, as always, you've got to love the legislature. The Senate took the spotlight this week.
Virginians LOVE their guns. And putting their congressional aides at risk for jail time. Also, Obama proves he's not above the good clean fun of bizarre racist propaganda.

Beyond the Beltway, many birds have suddenly vanished. This coupled with the bees means soon, telling our children about sex will be called the "Llamas and Sea Sponge" talk. Animals that abandoned sex billions of years ago figured out they really still wanted to get some. Icebergs are freaking awesome. And, apparently, homosexuality is signified by your hair. Which begs the question, what does my cowlick say about me?

On the random but awesome note: Math is cool. (This one wasn't posted by me, amazingly). Sometimes, passive agressive people are funny. And, finally, John likes Opera. To be honest, it's pretty heartwarming.

Did we find this post amusing? I'm thinking about doing it on a weekly/bi-weekly basis...