He really thinks this hat is a good idea.

I have a fantastic memory for random facts (trivia and the like) for a few minutes. Names don't count; they're gone in about 2 minutes. From a few minutes on, I can remember random ass facts. But not names. (This was funny). But, once you hit about the 5-10 year mark, it's gone. Wierd. Which I speeled wrong. Pwned.