How NOT to teach English

I have many things to say to you, faithful HONers who have stuck with us through the good and the bad. I'd like to tell you about my new found desire to dog sled (and still burning desire to trapeze), I'd like to tell you how the Burger King in Marion, North Carolina is the happiest place on earth.

Instead, I'm going to point you in two directions - both too surreal to be fakes - of ways NOT to teach language. The first is a video shown to real Japanese folk, and the second are blocks distributed across China. I have never laughed so hard in my life. My selfunemployed profession is fighting an uphill battle, kids, I'll tell you that.