Late night Internet goodness

I know we're all sleepy and fresh off vacation, but there's a wacky world of weirdness out there, people! HON readers deserve to know!

Most of these are admittedly stolen from fark and other news ags.


Reason 7,941 I'm glad I don't have children is right here - this thing CRAWLS IN FROM THE FOREST to sleep with their child. If you stare at the picture long enough, it's almost adorable and then...back to eeeew.

Who knew that North Korea could make me thankful for CRS? This this article sure did. If you get executed firing squad style for making a few phone calls, imagine what they'd do to you for blogging. And my man Kim Jong Il looks like he's at a concert. There's something Christopher Walkenesque to him. Except someone died. For making a few calls. Damn.

This is nothing new, but don't believe what you see.

In happier news, here's what to get Fodder for his wedding. We can all chip in. Especially if we're as smart as this woman.

Guten Nacht, mein freund.