Short on Christmas ideas?

All of your holiday presents are coming from here.

For Ms. Dorki, the partier, we have radiation condoms. For That Guy, who always has a sweet tooth: delicious uranium ice cream. For Mathgimp and Joey, my scientists, the Atomic Energy Lab toy. For Ms. Smed, we have radium beauty cream. Data Nerdette's all in to eastern healing, so for her the radioactive health balls. I don't have any artist friends, but when I find them, they will recieve a radium paint kit.

Know the best part? These gifts are so good, I don't have to go shopping for you next year! Or ever again.