It's probably a problem that every time I read the US political news I throw up a little bit in my mouth. Deceitfulness is not confined to repugnant Republicans, sadly.
Showing posts with label vomit. Show all posts
Showing posts with label vomit. Show all posts
Saturday, November 10, 2007
Hilary Clinton's campaign = FEMA??
Thursday, July 12, 2007
Quick Vomit Update
Because who wouldn't want to read about vomit on a Thursday afternoon!
Our government invents some really kooky combat weapons. But I'd say this one takes the cake. It's a stun gun that you can fire at someone, causing them to lose balance in their inner ears and throw up. You know what, I am usually generally passive and peace-loving. But in this case, may I be the first to say, WAY TO GO, GOVERNMENT!
Can you imagine what it would be like to go around with a vomit phaser at bars? You could just stun anyone who was obnoxious, and hilarity would ensue. OR if you really didn't want to be at work, you could just taser yourself. Yeah, that's it...taser yourself. Because we all know that throwing up is the surest way to get sent home from work. Ain't no boss going to dispute a pile of throw-up.
Anyway, I could definitely go on about this topic at length. But I think I'm going to go vomit on my supervising attorney's feet now and skedaddle for the day.
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