Because who wouldn't want to read about vomit on a Thursday afternoon!
Our government invents some really kooky combat weapons. But I'd say this one takes the cake. It's a stun gun that you can fire at someone, causing them to lose balance in their inner ears and throw up. You know what, I am usually generally passive and peace-loving. But in this case, may I be the first to say, WAY TO GO, GOVERNMENT!
Can you imagine what it would be like to go around with a vomit phaser at bars? You could just stun anyone who was obnoxious, and hilarity would ensue. OR if you really didn't want to be at work, you could just taser yourself. Yeah, that's it...taser yourself. Because we all know that throwing up is the surest way to get sent home from work. Ain't no boss going to dispute a pile of throw-up.
Anyway, I could definitely go on about this topic at length. But I think I'm going to go vomit on my supervising attorney's feet now and skedaddle for the day.
Thursday, July 12, 2007
Quick Vomit Update
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Interestingly, good ol' Uncle Sam has also looked into creating frequencies that will make people poo.
While I think the intention of the "frequency" was to use it for riot control, I think it's a smarmy business tactic to drive Metamucil out of business.
I think in the hilarity battle of vomit v. poo, poo wins.
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